Friday, March 5, 2010

The Skill of Knowing How To Tick People Off!

You know it's true! We all get annoyed or ticked off by things that people do. But have you ever just wanted to intentionally tick someone off because you feel like being a brat? Sometimes I do, I admit it. That way, I'm not the only one in a bad mood. I know we're all incredibly busy and so really don't have time to worry about ticking others off.  But when you just have that really bad day.........Here are some great ideas to do just that!

  • Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
  • Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
  • Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
  • Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
  • Make beeping noises when a large person backs up
  • Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
  • Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
  • Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
  • Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
  • TYPE ALL IN UPPERCASE.
  • type only in lowercase.
  • Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
  • Ask people what gender they are.
  • While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
  • Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
  • Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
  • Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
I hope you enjoyed this list as much as I do.  Do you have anything that is sure to annoy or tick someone off?  Would love to hear!

27 comments:

Darcy said...

lol....hilarious. When my hubby is trying to fall asleep at night, I whisper his social security number to him over and over.... ;) it's incredibly entertaining on many levels.

justanightowl.com

Ashley Stone said...

so funny! i have to try the hairdryer thing. i'm a new follower from friday follow, and i'm writing in all lowercase just to be irritating. haha! ; )

xoxo,
ashley
www.2manypronouns.blogspot.com

Britti said...

I am a new follower from Friday Follow.
I like your blog! Have a nice weekend!

mommymommymommy said...

I am a new follower! I can use the laugh as my 7 year old twins have been fighting since 6 am! Is it school yet?

My blogs are #166, 167, 169!

http://whatsfordinner-mommymommymommy.blogspot.com/

Kel said...

LOL! Thanks for the morning laugh! Happy Friday!
Kel
http://betweenthelines-kam.blogspot.com

Anything Fits a Naked Man said...

Wow, I am SO with you on most of these! Hate the ALL CAPS typers! I looks like they're always shouting!! Have a great weekend!

Judy said...

That was good! I needed a good laugh. Anyway, its Friday and I'm following.

TamsJewelry said...

Very nice blog.Happy Friday follow.

Remodelaholic said...

Just stopping in and looking around from Follow Friday! And just became your newest follower! Yea! Hope you stop by and return the favor!

My blog www.remodelaholic.com is all about interior design and remodeling there are some great tutorials so you can get the look you want on a budget! We also have a party every Friday to show off your stuff!!

Mom et al said...

The drive-through people have easy ways to get you back. Like asking "Is that it?" after every single item you order.

"I'll have a Big Mac"

"Is that it?"

"No, I'll have a large fry."

"Is that it?

"NO, I'll have a large coke".

"Is that it?"

[sighs heavily] "YES, that's it."

"Would you like 2 apple pies for a dollar?"

I'm your newest Friday follower!

Come visit me at Mom-et-al.com

-Maria

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Betty Manousos:cutand-dry.blogspot.com said...

Visiting from FF!
I am now following! Love for you to come visit me!
Happy Friday!
Betty x

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Angela said...

You are a funny girl. So happy I found your blog on Friday Follows. My family is really going to appreciate you when they come home to a 'green' T.V.

Angela
http://debatethisponderthat.blogspot.com/
or
http://nepastealsanddeals.blogspot.com/

magically ordinary said...

So funny! Thanks for the laugh!

Gucci Mama said...

Can't wait to try some of these out. ;)

B Sparkly said...

Happy FF!! I'm a new follower:) Stop by when you get a moment
Anat

Jessica said...

I'm going to start bobbing my head like a parakeet and redirecting traffic. But I'll probably steal the cones.
new friday follower

Helena said...

Oh you guys are more crazy than I thought! Ha Ha Ha! I love it!

bizzimommiofboyz said...

"Following you from http://bizzimommi.blogspot.com Happy Follow Friday!"

Crayon Wrangler said...

This was a hilarious list and needs to be printed off and tucked in my back pocket!

I found you through FF and I am so happy that I did!

Freely Living Life said...

Your list is silly. I love it! lol

I found you through the "Friday Follow" and decided to follow you with Google Friend Connect. I look forward to further exploring your blog! Come on over and visit the Freely Living Life Family when you get a free moment. Happy blog hopping! <3

HeartsMakeFamilies said...

THis was a great post! Stopping by from Friday Follow!

Tami
www.heartsmakefamilies.com

bryana said...

That is to funny. My Old Man has these moods where we go to starbucks and he wants to confuse the kids behind the counter. "I'll just have a coke"
I on the other hand like to say "small"
the poor kids look at me "venti?"
NO THE SMALL ONE! You can tell the frustration by the tone they use....

Anonymous said...

OMG- these made me laugh!!

Mehnaz Kapadia said...

That ws H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S!! Seriously! I has a real good laugh as i was reading your posts! I love to tick peopel off too and its fun! ;) But i make sure they have fun too :p

Jennifer R. said...

How about when the drive through asks"Would you like to Super size it?"Ticks me off every time Most likely ticks them off when I say "No' "I will have what I ordered"!

Zoe Kyklos said...

Oh dear. I hope no one really does any of those things! But they were funny to read. :)